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Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2013 5:56 am -
Q. Where do you find a one legged dog?
A. Where you left it. 
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Q. What does a guy and a car have in common?
A. They both have the ability to misfire.
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Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2013 10:14 am -
Did you hear about hte new French tank?
Yeah, It has 14 gears. 13 go in reverse, and one goes foreward incase the enemy attacks from behind.
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Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2013 10:15 am -
Q. What's blue and fluffy
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Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2013 11:59 am -
Q. Why are E. T.'s eyes so big?
A. He saw his phone bill.
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Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2013 9:55 pm -
Q. What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?
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Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2013 10:32 pm -
Q. What do you call a song sung in an automobile?
A. A cartoon.
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Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2013 10:44 pm -
What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
Damn
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Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2013 11:29 pm -
Q: Why was the broom late?
A: It over swept!
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Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2013 11:52 pm -
Q: What goes up and never comes down?
A: Your age!
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Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2013 12:25 am -
Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire with a doctor?
A: Lots of blood
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Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2013 2:37 am -
There are 2 cowboys in the kitchen. Which one is the real cowboy?
The one on the range.
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Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2013 2:49 am -
ROFLMAOOOOOO Great Job Everyone!!! LOL
What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a Pitt Bull?
Lipstick
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Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2013 2:54 am -
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.
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Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2013 3:37 am -
One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver.
She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so.
She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you."
He replies "BREASTS."
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