It Must Be A Guy Thing

I PERSONALLY DID NOT FIND THIS TOO FUNNY, BUT I THOUGHT SOME OF THE MALE SPECIES MEMBERS MIGHT..

Hugs everyone!

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The wife came home early and found her husband in
their bedroom making love to a very attractive young
woman. And was somewhat upset.

"You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare
you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of
your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce
straight away!"

And the husband replied, "Hang on just a minute love,
so at least I can tell you what happened."

"Fine, go ahead," she sobbed," but they'll be the last
words you'll say to me!"

And the husband began -

"Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and
this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked
so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on
her and let her into the car.

I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and
very dirty.
She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So,
in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the
enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you
wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on
weight.

The poor thing devoured them in moments.

Since she needed a good clean up I suggested a shower,
and while she was doing that I noticed her clothes
were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away.

Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer
jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't use
because you say they are too tight.

I also gave her the underwear that was your
anniversary present, which you don't use because I
don't have good taste.

I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for
Christmas that you don't use just to annoy her, and I
also donated those boots you bought at the expensive
boutique and don't use because someone at work has a
pair the same."

The husband took a quick breath and continued - "She
was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I
walked her to the door she turned to me with tears in
her eyes and said,

"Please ... do you have anything else that your wife
doesn't use?"

Hi,



Just goes to show that we should all appreciate everything we have even if we're not impressed with it


sisters

Moral of the story, Monica...use it or lose it!