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Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 2:37 pm IT MUST BE A GUY THING
I PERSONALLY DID NOT FIND THIS TOO FUNNY, BUT I THOUGHT SOME OF THE MALE SPECIES MEMBERS MIGHT..
Hugs everyone!
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The wife came home early and found her husband in
their bedroom making love to a very attractive young
woman. And was somewhat upset.
"You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare
you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of
your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce
straight away!"
And the husband replied, "Hang on just a minute love,
so at least I can tell you what happened."
"Fine, go ahead," she sobbed," but they'll be the last
words you'll say to me!"
And the husband began -
"Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and
this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked
so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on
her and let her into the car.
I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and
very dirty.
She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So,
in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the
enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you
wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on
weight.
The poor thing devoured them in moments.
Since she needed a good clean up I suggested a shower,
and while she was doing that I noticed her clothes
were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away.
Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer
jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't use
because you say they are too tight.
I also gave her the underwear that was your
anniversary present, which you don't use because I
don't have good taste.
I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for
Christmas that you don't use just to annoy her, and I
also donated those boots you bought at the expensive
boutique and don't use because someone at work has a
pair the same."
The husband took a quick breath and continued - "She
was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I
walked her to the door she turned to me with tears in
her eyes and said,
"Please ... do you have anything else that your wife
doesn't use?"
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