February, 2013, Posting Contest Winners Announced

What is invisable and smells like carrots?
Rabbit farts.

Q: What did the water say to the boat?


A: Nothing, it just waved.

A french fry walks into the bar and says to the bartender "Hay , could I get a beer please"
The barthened looks at him shacking his head and say "No, we don't serve food here"

I received this one from win4maw LOL



FOR ALL THE LADIES WHO DRIVE ALONE !

I had a flat tire on I-45 yesterday; so, I pulled over, got out of the car and opened my trunk.

I took out my cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. They look so lifelike you wouldn't believe it!

Just as I had hoped, cars started slowing down looking at the men which made it much safer for me to work on the side of the road.

People honked and waved, and it wasn't long before a police car pulled up behind me.

He wanted to know what the heck I was doing, so I calmly explained that I was changing my flat. He told me he could see that, but demanded to know what the heck my cardboard men were doing standing at the rear of my car.

I couldn't believe he didn't know! So I told him ... "Well, I explained to the angry Policeman ....
They're my Emergency Flashers!!!!"





........ I go to court in June.

(Damn Police .... No sense of humor.)

LMAO , cute. going to have to get me some cardboard men

Q: What do you call a song sung in an automobile?


A: A cartoon.

Two blondes are facing each other across a wide stream.
One yells to the other "How do you get to the other side."?
The other blonde replies " You are, on the other side.!

LOL Great Jokes!!!

The Perfect Son.
A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

What does a drunk walrus have in common with a woman at a Tupperware party?

A: They're both out looking for a tight seal.

How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?
They had reservations.

LOL

PUPIL: "Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?"
TEACHER:" Of course not."
PUPIL: "Good, because I haven`t done my homework."

An elderly woman decided to prepare her will and
told her preacher she had two final requests.
First, she wanted to be cremated, and second,
she wanted her ashes scattered over Wal-Mart.
'Wal-Mart?' the preacher exclaimed.
'Why Wal-Mart?'
'Then I'll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week'.

What kind of light did Noah use on the Ark?

Flood lights.

Hi,


We have some very funny Crushers

Why did the blonde get fired from the M & M store??

She kept throwing away the w's..


SC

Isn't that what she was suppose to do?

ROFLMAOOOOOO

Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: Little Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom?
Little Johnny: But I asked first!

Johnny, George, and Bert were driving along in their pickup when they saw a sheep caught in the fence with its hind end up in the air.

Bert said, "I wish that was Sharon Stone."

George echoed, "I wish it was Demi Moore."

Little Johnny sighed, "I wish it was dark . . . "