Contest #3 Closed, Winner Announced

I uninstalled Husband 1.0 in 1998 by C:/ GET_THE_HELL_OUT_OF_MY_LIFE 1.0 and couple weeks later also C:/ DIVORCE 9.8 of which I printed a report and sent it to IT support so they have a copy.
They insisted me to think about it and said I could have free softwares to run for next 6 months and they sent updated versions of Romance 9.9 and Roses 7.0. Well, I thought OK, because uninstalling the Husband 1.0 seemed to take so long.
Anyway ... those updated softwares totally messed Husband 1.0 operating system and I started to get Do_I_look_bothered 1.7 - virus hacking the system constantly ... Well I had no other choice than throw Husband 1.0 totally out of the door. It was decicion I never have regreted since. Somehow Husband 1.0 still managed to hack my system from ANOTHER operator (funny - she got my version FOR FREE!!!). Obviously she wasn't too good running my old Husband 1.0, because I got nasty viruses popping up in my system. So all of you who might get rid of Husband 1.0 be aware of these ->

I_want_to_piss_you_off_because_I'm_a_loser 6.0 - virus

... and when you've downloaded Boyfriend 5.0 after Husband 1.0 ->

Can't_stand_it_when_you're_happy 1.7 - virus

I have used Boyfriend 5.0 almost one year now. Couple months ago I was so happy to find out I can update Boyfriend 5.0 by OK_to_Girlfriend_moving_in 1.9 program. I've been really pleased to Boyfriend 5.0, but I'd like to download one more program into it -> Communication_in-between_Boyfriend 5.0_and_ Girlfriend 5.0. I guess there's some sort of language barrier, because the Boyfriend 5.0 software is in English and Girlfriend 5.0 is in Finnish.

there is a few i would love but i will go with the toilet paper changer

"I WOULD LIKE A DELETE BUTTON INSTALLED"

Surprisingly I must have Husband 100 as he does windows and the bathroom and also dusts as well as all the yard work. I think most of the time he's a keeper LOL

win4maw

I started reading all these posts BEFORE read Orangie's post on page 1 of this thread -- and knew I had finally made it all the way to Funny Farm, version1.0 and the new and improved version of LoonyBin 7.11.

royalblush

Hi,


Go from unemployed 00.00 to employed 25.10

I think I would upgrade my lotto tickets from 00.00 to 10.00

also upgrade daughter picking up clothes from 00.10 to 10.00


Good Luck,

sisters

ps...if i should win could i plz be paid in CC pts...thnx

one that functions with a remote controll so they could be turned off at the click of a button.........LOL

divorced 2.0 ...

reading suziq... reminds me that an "Autoboot" should be in a future upgrade. Sometimes having to wait for all these programs to load an autoboot or autorun would certainly simplify things. ROFL

royalblush - I started reading all these posts BEFORE read Orangie's post on page 1 of this thread -- and knew I had finally made it all the way to Funny Farm, version1.0 and the new and improved version of LoonyBin 7.11.

nonononono hon... You need to UPGRADE!! We are certainly on Funny Farm 8! and LoonyBin 10!! I think they even have a version bonus pack of Laughing so hard you blow soda out your nose 1.0 and Caution- Humor not for the faint of heart beta version.

Mine somehow didn't come with a Recycling Bin (thought those were standard), so I'd like to install one for him, so that the next time he throws out something of mine into the dumpster because it's "in his way" or "taking up space" (that isn't being used otherwise), I'll be able to retrieve it if I want to, without having to pull it out from under eggshells and coffee grounds.

(got one of those in stock?)

THANKS!
sunspun

Why change the habit of a life time, I would download the lot and uninstall all the parts im not happy with so i guess husbund 1.0 may be swiftly removed

hi all,
after trying all the MSU's (mate software upgrades) i finally decided just to reformat.

I,ll go with the toilet paper roll change