Have You Ever .... Contest Closed Winners Announced!!!

yes, to a persistant, obnoxious drunk in a bar. I gave him the non-emergency number of the local police..LOL


have you ever sat down to lunch and had the doorbell and the phone ring at the exact same moment?

Yes too many times to say ?
Have you ever started your shower and then all of a sudden some one has to use the pottie and you only have one bath room ?

yes

have you ever wondered why dogs howl at the moon?

Yes
and why??
Have you ever see a dog talk ??

yes, have you ever picked up a pen/pencil with your toes?

yes, l call them my "crab toes".
Have you ever pulled a really scary Halloween trick on someone?

I'm afaid not.

have you ever told someone you love them and you didn't?

God NO! If I did, later on it would be a REAL pain to confess that you don't really love them! Have you ever wondered what "a few days" really is?

Hi,


No...Always thought it meant 3 and still do


Have you ever wondered what some peoples "real" motives are?


sisters

YES!! Have you ever eaten anchovies straight from the tin?

oh yes i have



have you ever gambled online in the nude?

No. Always wear t-shirt& jogging shorts, JUST in case I win really big, and start jumping around! Have you ever wondered if they make O.J. from old useless oranges?

NO
Have you wondered after eating a hot dog if there where Pigs lips in it LOL?

No!


Have you ever walked across your front yard lawn,and stepped
in Dog Doo-Doo that you know was not from your Dog?

O yes i have and i know it wasn't from mine as i dont have a dog LOL..

Have you ever tried to get into someone elses car convinced it was your own as they looked identical other than the registration plate (which you do not even think to look at) LMAO