Why I Fired My Secretary

Why I fired my secretary

Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well
waking up on that morning.

I went downstairs for breakfast, hoping my wife would be
pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a small
present for me.

As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone
"Happy Birthday."

I thought... Well, that's marriage for you, but the
kids....They will remember.

My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't
say a word.
So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and
somewhat despondent.

As I walked into my office, my secretary, Jane said, "Good
Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday! " It felt a little
better that at least someone had remembered.

I worked until one o'clock , when Jane knocked on my door
and said, "You know, It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is
your Birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and
me."

I said, "Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've
heard all day. Let's go!"
We went to lunch. but we didn't go where we normally would
go.
She chose instead a quiet bistro with a private table.
We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal
tremendously.
On the way back to the office, Jane said, "You know, It's
such a beautiful day... We don't need to go straight back to the
office, Do We ?"

I responded, "I guess not. What do you have in mind?"
She said, "Let's drop by my apartment, it's just around
the corner."

After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and
said, " Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom
for just a moment. I'll be right back."
"Ok," I nervously replied.

She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes,
she came out carrying a huge birthday cake. followed by my wife, my
kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing "Happy
Birthday. "

And I just sat there...

On the couch...

Naked.