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and there was Tim the tool man...

"Ugh Ugh Ugh" grunted Tim, "I'm here to build some kind of wheel"?. "Oh, and why is that old dude wearing tassles on his nipples"? questioned Tim as he headed for the backyard....

Old man manager replied " Oh these old things? I was just hopeing to draw in some more clients for the hotel. Wait until you see the old ladies outfit."

as the old lady came down the stairs she to had put on her tassels gravity was not kind so she began to sweep one step at a time when all of a sudden,

She missed one step and .....

All of a sudden she tripped over those tassels and fell. Landing right on top of a very stunned tool man, who said .........

Meanwhile, out in the backyard Tim begins to asess the the job when out of the corner........

This is very comfortable landing, can you do it again... ?
And she reply ...

stepped a very puzzled OC, Tim I thought you were still inside. If youre out here then who' in the house?

the ghost of wilson.......he follows me everywhere.........but lets start building the wheel

hand me a shovel...........

Shovel??? You want to burry the ghost ???

Geno Opened the door! to his surprize it's Madonna!! wow geno says I'm one of your biggest fans!! madonna says yes, I know that's why I bring tassles for you too....

and then tim says, what about me??

Give me some tassels and I'll show you how to get "more power" out of them. Just up the wattage on the old mans pacemaker and watch em
spin.!

Suddenly, as the old mad spins his tassles, A loud bang rang out throughout the house...........................It came from the attic...........