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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 11:52 am
Since there are a few redneck jokes here's another one:
Q: What does a redneck say right before they hurt themself?
A: Hey guys, watch this....
Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 5:29 pm
Woo Hoo! Get to post fun LMAO jokes and get a win.. Nothin better than that... Thanks guys for the well wishin and I'll be a posting more and more.. Like lady said.. "you guys are keeping me laughing on a daily basis... " anyways... Here's one for Lady and Orange...
Three women had a very late night drinking. They left in the early morning hours and went home their separate ways. The next day, they all met and compared notes about who was drunker the night before.
The first girl claims that she was the drunkest, saying, "I drove straight home and walked into the house. As soon as I got through the door, I blew chunks."
The second said, "You think that was drunk? Hell, I got into my car and wrapped my car around the first tree I saw. I don't even have insurance!"
The third proclaimed, "Damn, I was the drunkest by far. When I got home, I got into a big fight with my husband, knocked a candle over, and burned the whole house down!"
The room was silent for a moment.
Then, the first girl spoke out again, "Listen girls, I don't think you understand... Chunks is my Dog!!"
Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 7:13 pm
WOW ~ I know many jokes but can't remember any right now. How about if I just tell a *VERY* funny story. My niece is 1 1/2 years old. Her fathers name is Jim. One day, my sister pointed to her *GYM* shoes laying on the floor and told her to put her *GYM* shoes on. Wellllllll she got *VERY* upset and said, "NO ~ Rachel SHOES!!!". After putting her in her car seat, the entire drive, she still kept on saying, "RACHEL SHOES!!!".
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 8:00 pm
Okay, my turn again! And to the other posters: you are very very VERY funny!!!!!!
Q: How do crazy people go through the forest?
A: They take the psycho path.
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 8:21 pm
And last one from me for a while......
How do you catch a unique wild rabbit?
Unique up on it.
Well then, how do you catch a tame rabbit?
Tame way. Unique up on it.
Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 8:27 pm
Royalblush--That's a cute joke. Here's another one some of you may have heard already:
Why do bees hum?
Because they don't know the words.
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