Assicons-what Every Computer Needs

Ok, got this email and found it funny.... Hope it's not too naughty.

We all know those cute little computer

symbols called "emoticons," where:

means a smile and

is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by





Well, how about some "ASSICONS?"

Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_*_) a sore ass

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

(_?_) Dumb Ass

very good, but what one are you?

I'm the smart ass, doesn't everyone know by now?

ROFL So you have a lot of time on your hands afulk8 ???? hahaha

They are cute but where is the one for dragging my ass? Like I feel this morning heheh

Lol, I can't take credit, I just copied the email, hehe. But you're right, we could use one for that!