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Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2015 7:24 pm -
Once upon a dark night there was a young man who saw a dark figure lurking around the local graveyard wearing nothing but a trench coat and his bare feet. It was rather chilly for a flasher but --- the flasher caught this chill and so he yelled out. No one was around, so the young man hopped in his car and headed to his local casino. He went inside, to his horror saw he was surprised that everyone in the casino looked at him in his birthday suit. They laughed loud and encouraged him to cover up before he sat at the Black Jack table and placed a bet....Then, suddenly, all the lights went out, and a loud scream was heard.
Fear of the unknown kept everyone ready for anything, except what happened next. Was really scary, all the slot machines started flashing and alarms went off, which made everyone very jumpy. The noise level was so high that the deaf could even hear. It was then that Elvis appeared as a spirit, that's when the people started asking for treats galore. Elvis got out his guitar and started strumming when Wayne Newton yelled "Elvis, you are interfering with my performance!" The crowd then began screaming and stomping their feet. But this made Wayne madder so he called out to the crowd to help. The crowd started yelling, "Where's our treats" "No Tricks!! Just Treats"!! Over the PA system came "Treats ... will come down now!!! And out of the ceiling fell thousands of 100 dollar bills...raining money. The chaos that ensued was incredible! Everyone became a little overwhelmed with Wayne and Elvis so they left the stage so that peace and quiet could prevail, but all of a sudden 6 masked figures entered the room, each carrying a big shotgun and a big bag of grenades. They threatened to blow up the joint if no one danced. Everyone stood up to dance, but it did not look nice as there was no music... as they danced, being it was such a sorry site, people starting humming, and the dancing appeared better as they were humming everyone's favorite song.....Itsy Bitsy Spider. As they moved in time, they were shockingly surprised by how much time went by. Abruptly, the doors burst open,and people could not believe their eyes... pink elephants everywhere some one yelled out, give me another drink.Some were asking for another joint. It's no wonder that they were seeing pink elephants, also dancing around with lampshades on their heads, and as much as they were looney all of a sudden, the atmosphere changed completely...gather round everyone,and listen carefully...beware the Full Moon is Halloween night so close your eyes and be prepared for the surprise that is going to appear before the clock tells us that it is once again safe to appear as a stripper witch in disguise. And make sure to wear your kilts! and smiles and hold each others hands iso feet, lol, unless you like a little kink in your boring life. Hold each other's ears until you feel your feet are getting sleepy, then put your mouth up against the neighbors door and yell "trick or treat" to play the game. Then somebody said "what you talking bout Willis?" and from behind the refrigerator, a huge, ugly, green monster appeared. It looked hungry and not in the mood for funny games...So I fed it and it changed from green to bright yellow and red slim came from his ears and eyes. I screamed but no one came,I thought, but then 2 warm hands... reached from the Casino Crush site pilling me towards the end of
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