2 x$5 Random Prizes - Contest ends June 15th, 2015
•A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist for arsenic. The druggist asks the woman why she wants arsenic. The woman replies, "I want the arsenic to kill my husband." The pharmacist replies, "Ma'am I can't sell you arsenic for that purpose!" The woman reaches into her purse and shows the pharmacist a photo of her husband having sex with the druggist's wife! He says, "That's different! I didn't know that you had a prescription!"
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•Joe was dying. His wife, Jane, sat at the bedside. Joe looked up and said in a weak voice, "I have something I must confess to you." His wife replied, "You don't need to." Joe insisted, "No, I want to rest in peace. I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother." Jane replied, "I know. Now just close your eyes and let the poison work."
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