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PostPosted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 2:00 am    Job Offer Reply with quoteBack to top

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , "Pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."

Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the Promised Land."

Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels, and mortgaged the Promised Land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc. . . . I called Lifeline. Got a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.

They got all excited and asked me if I know how to drive a truck...

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