December 2013 Blonde Moment Contest..winners Annc'd

I was walking through Target the other day and khloe was holding my wallet. Not paying any attention, I looked down only to see she ate half of a receipt. Bad mom

I baked potatoes one time and forgot to wash them first talk about gritty LOL

I made an apple pie for thanksgiving. I let my hubby cut the apples. The recipe called for 1 tsp of lemon juice, to keep the apples from turning brown. So he sees that I have a lemon out and proceeds to put the lemon on the apples for me while I grab the other ingredients. After I mixed everything up, I tasted the apples and spit them out...tasted like straight lemon juice! I asked him how much lemon he used and he said, "only 1 lemon"

Pie ruined...
blond moment for HIM not me!

Looked everywhere for my glasses, they were right on my head.

NOT SURE IF THIS IS A BLOND MOMENT...OR BLIND MOMENT LOL
I JUST REALIZED THAT THE PICTURE GENO USES TO REPRESENT
HIMSLF AS THE CRUSH ADMIN. IS HIS AVATAR.. AND NOT A REAL
PICTURE OF HIM.. BUT IS A PICTURE OF AUSTIN POWERS

Blonde moment: Dying my hair blonde!

blond moment---forgetting bingo! I do it all the time!

I'm having a blonde moment right now....I can't think of any examples.....

A PAINFUL BLOND MOMENT... I PUT THE LIT END OF MY CIGARETTE
TO MY LIPS

wondering where the heck my cell phone was since it wasn't in it's holder... after 5 minutes of looking I realized I was talking on it!!

walked out of the grocery store with 4 cases of pepsi/mt dew under the cart and forgot to pay for them!

LOL, ok this is one of the most recent... I was outside at my friends house late one nigt talking on the phone, smoking a cigarette. I just got a new bra and those puppies were bam! right there where they are supposed to be, which was something I wasn't used to for awhile,LOL. Anyways, I dropped something and when i bent over to get it, I had my cigarette in my mouth and because the boobs were plumping where they should be, the cigarette went right between them and got stuck! Burned my puppies! I had a damn blister there and you could see the charred skin, as well as ashes all over me lmfao

WENT TO THE GROCERY STORE TODAY... DID MY SHOPPING..
GOT TO THE CHECK OUT WITH A CART LOADED WITH FOOD.. SWIPED
MY BANK CARD ONLY TO BE TOLD .. I HAD THE WRONG PIN.. I TRIED
A COUPLE MORE TIMES AND MY CARD WAS LOCKED..SO I CALLED THE
BANK .. THATS WHEN I REALIZED I HAD THE WRONG CARD

Almost the same thing! Went to grocery store yesterday, filled my buggy, got to the cashier no wallet@!

looked everywhere for my phone....rick got home found it in the cheese cracker box...when he went to get some out... go figure.. i have no idea...how it happened.