December 2013 Blonde Moment Contest..winners Annc'd

I once dropped my keys in a toilet I had just flushed. I don't even know how I did that!

RUNNING TO ANSWER THE PHONE..SNATCHING THE RECEIVER UP..
HITTING MYSELF IN THE MOUTH AND CHIPPING MY FRONT TOOTH..OUCH

I have enough blonde moments that could fill a novel, just ask my family! LOL!!! One of them was I used to talk a cute guy with lipstick on my tooth. Of course, I didn't know until my mom tells me.

I WAS BOILING SOME CORN BEEF TO GO WITH CABBAGE FOR OUR
DINNER , WHEN I NOTICED HOW SUDSEY AND BUBBLY THE STEAMEY
WATER WAS COMING FROM THE POT...I HAD SOMEHOW..PUSHED OR
KNOCKED .. A S.O.S PAD INTO MY POT..NEEDLESS TO SAY..
NO CORN BEEF AND CABBAGE THAT NIGHT

my blonde moment was the decision to date a blonde.....geeesh!!! LOL

I ONCE DECIDED TO MOP THE FLOOR FOR MY MOM, I USED ONE FULL BOTTLE OF DISH SOAP AND A DRY SPONGE!!

I WAS, HOWEVER ABOUT 4 YEARS OLD.
MY MOM SAID WHEN WE MOVED OUT MANY MO'S LATER THAT FLOOR WAS STILL STICKY, AND PROBABLY IS TO THIS DAY.

I'M LOOKING ALL OVER THE HOUSE FOR AN IMPORTANT PIECE OF
MAIL THAT HAD COME A DAY OR SO EARLIER THAT WEEK..COULDN'T
FIND IT ANYWHERE, SO I FIGURED IT MUST HAVE GOTTEN THROWN
AWAY. I SEARCHED through 3 BAGS OF WET SMELLY GARBAGE BEFORE
I FOUND IT.. IN MY PURSE

i had a blond moment today....I forgot to post in this contest!

Looking for glasses and they were in my hand.

looking for the remote and it was in my hand LOL

Fell off a toilet and ran my head into the door knob, split my eye wide open.

LOL blonde moments?? how about blonde hours...LOL...just sayin..

just yesterday thought it was friday all day...realized it in the afternoon after frantically trying to get everything done that couldnt be done on weekend..even yelled at a security guard , shot him the finger when he told me....were closed...as if i didn't know...i could see the huge "sorry were closed " sign...
i was just pulling in due to i needed to turn around to leave again...blah..well felt the security guard was rubbing it in that the were closed..LOL..

I had left my coffee cup on top of the car and left the parking lot without even thinking about it.

I once put my keys down in the trunk so I could get something out of there and shut the trunk with the keys still in there. LOL

IN AN EFFORT TO KEEP MY 3YROLD GRANDSON OCCUPIED WHILE I
DID THE DISHES...I GAVE HIM PAPER AND A RED WASHABLE
MAGIC MARKER.. A LITTLE WHILE LATER I CHECKED ON HIM.
BOY .. WHAT A MESS HE HAD MADE!! HE SCRIBBLED EVERYWHERE
THE WALLS, THE FLOORS, HIS SELF..I SOON FOUND OUT THE MARKER
I GAVE HIM WAS A RED PERMANENT INK MARKER !!
THE SCRIBBLE ON HIM HAD TO WEAR OFF AND I HAD TO PAINT THE
WALL