Another Royal Contest Closed Winners Announced

Hey OC!

First of all, thanks for the compliment for doing something a few times that you do on a regular basis -- month in and month out!

Second, I too think our trusting, trustworthy, and incredible adult members, who were mean as hell little demon kids, are doing a super fantastic job here!!! (Thank you, sitemates!)

NOW -- You asked for an exception. YOU GOT IT. Sooooooo - what are you waiting for? Get on with it, our oldest (by far) kid!

Your Royalty is requesting a Command Performance for all our Crushers !

roflmaoooooooooooooooooooo!!!

I always just pretended that I was anywhere but at my house.

lol oc i like your style....but you can keep your secret pretend adult games as i prefer the real ones lmaooooooooooooooooo

And just what games are those, broxi?

I use to pretend I was a teacher, I used my father's desk as my teacher desk. I would make a list of all my students, makeup fake tests them I would correct them I would make report cards and I would give all F's to the kids I didn't' like...... lol I really loved pretending I was a teacher!
Shh, now don't tell anybody ok hee hee

In primary school, I was always jealous of my classmates who had older brothers, and I only had a one lousy older and younger sister (classic middle child ). So one day, I just pretended I had an older brother....and to explain his absence I said he was serving in the army. My charade went undetected for sometime until a parent/teacher day when mum had to explain that "NO" she didn't have a child when she was 11!

when I was a kid, I grew up in a neighborhood and everyone knew each other, well, me and the boy across the street decided that there must be some secrets that no one knew about our neighbors so what we would do is we got two cans and tied a long string in between them, to make a telephone thing, and we would each sit in our front yards and have the string draped across the street, as the adults in the neighborhood would come home, we would say stuff like, oh there's Mr Smith coming home from another day working with the CIA, and he brought home a secret project in that metal box again (it was his lunchbox), or oh, there's Mrs Holmes coming home from the trip to kill those evil hijackers (she'd come home from the grocery store and we would say she had body parts in her grocery bags!)

also, I had (sometimes still talk to him, but don't tell anyone!) an imaginary friend, named Pokey, being the youngest of the family, 10 years difference between me and the 2nd youngest, I had to find some way to entertain myself, anyways, I would go outside after it would rain and pretend to be a chef and make mud pies that were delicious chocolate cream pies and pokey and I would deliver the pies to all the tables in my pretend restaurant and I would even pretend there was people I didn't like that came in and for them, I would go find a big worm and put it in the middle of the mud pie and laugh gleefully as I imagined them eating it and saying it was so delicious!

I think I might be a bit crazy, but, don't tell Pokey!

lol

we lived across the street from a bank and my brother and I plotted for most of our childhood how we would dig a tunnel into the vault.
Well, we never did (lol).....

I used to love petending that I was a policeman never happened though I grew up to become a lorry driver.

when i was a kid me and my best friend used tol love singing and making up the dance moves to our songs and we really did believe that one day we would be rich and famous popstars [thank god there were no reality shows around at that time -we'd have tried every one!] we're both in our thirties now and live in different countries but when we get together we sing them same songs and the dance moves are a bit more wobbily but we have such a laugh its hilarious, my daughter who's 5 going on 15 loves it and it often brings a smile to my face when i watch and her friend from down the road doing the exact same thing .

When I was young I always wanted to be as big as all my friends as I was the tiniest of them all so my older brother informed me if I put this big lump of chew in my mouth it would make me grow.Dumb me did it but he failed to forget to tell me not to chew and swallow it so 5 minutes later hes screaching oh my god your green as I ran for the bathroom.Thats something ill never forget or him and it didn't make me grow any bigger.actually smaller on the floor in front of the toilet for a long amount of time.Ps I have paid him back multiple times for that

when i was lil.. on christmas morning, i would sneak into my parents room and press the button to set the time forward, i did this not only once not sure how many times, though i remember getting caught, my mom had set the alarm so she could get up and start the turkey and ham, we were having dinner at out house that year....ooops....the clock was going forward and hit the time and the alarm went loud and i screamd......finally their suspensions were confirmed it was me not my sister...they didn't ever ask who set the clocks forward...sometimes i wonder if that was a trap...wow seems its me left wondering, whether it was co-wink-a dense or planned funny....thanks for the contest!!! Good luck Crushers.....

Well ROYAL

If I had any secrets and I told them here

THEN it wouldn't be a secret

WOULD it


win4maw

hi royal , i agree with maw, ty josie46