A Royal Contest: Winners Announced!

My Husband: Is it time to eat yet? whats for dinner?
Do I have any clean tee-shirts?
Is that FRESH COFFEE???
Where did you hide my hostess cupcakes this time?

My 9 yr old daughter,:says to Hubby...
Mom bought new cloths for herself today.
We went to McDonalds for lunch and this Guy started talking to mom.

My 5 yr old daughter: says to anyone who will listen to her: mommy was on the puter all day. Mommy ate all the cupcakes. (NOT)

You never know what little ones will say. Just the other night as we were eating dinner my 9 yr old was mad at me so she says to her dad "mom leaves us alone and goes out when you are at work" I was so mad!! I couldnt belive she would say something like that. it is so untrue. after I scoulded her she admitted she was mad at me and wanted to get me in trouble!!!!! Can you belive that? Kids today!!!!

Great Contest!

OKAY HERE IS WHAT MY HUBBY SAIDS " WHATS IT LIKE LIVING IN GENOS WORLD" GENO IS MY NICK NAME I HAVE HAD SINCE I WAS A KID AND HE SAIDS IT EVERY TIME I SAY SOMETHING STUPID. WHICH IS VERY OFTEN WITH ME SINCE I AM A BLONDE LOL

Hi,


Not in a relationship at the moment but my daughter ALWAYS says "I'll do it later" when I ask her to do any household chores...They do eventually get done


Good Luck,

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Ones that I can't stand: "Think about it!" & "Do the math!" & "That's the kind of guy I am." & "irregardless" (that is NOT a word!) &"Where's she gone now?" (talking about me, when he knows I am somewhere right nearby, within hearing distance.) & "No, thanks, I've just brushed my teeth" (seems like he says this EVERY time I ask him to try a bite of something I cooked!)

Ones that I used to not be able to stand but that now have become endearing over time: "I'm going to go brush my teeth now..." (that by itself is odd enough - he has to make an announcement each time he brushes his teeth??- but can u believe it's always followed up with this: "Until they gleam, and sparkle, and shine."!?? & "Gittiferyabasser!" (That's spelled phonetically; it's some vaguely German-sounding phrase that he says to get the dogs to come back in the house; he says he made it up!) & "What's the weather forecast for the day?" (when he wants me to check it out online, usually to know whether to ride his motorcycle or drive his car to work that day.) & "motorcar" (instead of just car - he's from England, maybe they were still calling them that over there when he left there 20 yrs ago?) & "toMAHtoes" & "No, thank you, I've had an adequate sufficiency" (when he just means he's had enough!).

I could go on and on!

=) sunspun

well ...now that our daughter is at TEXAS A & M ....why don't you call Ritza....because he has already called and wants me to bug her now

the best one ....are you shitting me?

always....how do you spell...? he loves chat rooms with other Greeks but hates to misspell and can't stand the red spell checker dots

and ...what are you munching?

and of course ...where is..? .... what time..? ...why don't you......I think... you should

My husband is gone now, but he used to always say "Hey Glor"..... It seemed like he started every sentence with it. It used to get to me.

I just read some of the other entries ... and they're great!!!

I thought mine sounded pretty plain and ordinary

The only other thing I can think of is my grandchildren saying "Grandma Gloria, can I have........? I hear that a lot of that.

Anyway thanks for all the great posts!!!

My girlfriend always says "Its on the wrong side!!" talking about the comforter. I dont see the difference in the sides, but obviously its a big deal. And the famous "how much do you love me?" as if it changes hourly I still love her though

my husband is dumb and sleeps all day so he never talks to me but the kids have lots of cute saying my youngest on always says mom can I have you pop or anything that I am drinking and eatting

The only thing I can think of is my wife will tell insurance companys and doctors offices, car repair places etc. when they can't answer simple question "I already have a job, if I have to come down there and do yours too I want a discount!"

BRICKYARD23 I HAVE TO SAY YOUR WIFE HAS A GOOD ONE HAHAHA I LOVE IT

Or how about what I say to my Hubby when he makes a mistake:he says ok, Im stupid..........

I say: Honey you are not stupid, you are un educated, there is a difference....LOL

my 8 year old draws a lot (really good pics too) so she is always saying "Mummy look at this!"
my 6 year old is always saying "Mummy can I get undressed now?" - this usually happens the second she walks through the front door where she strips down to her knickers!! Even when we are just stopping home for a minute.
and my 5 year old never stops talking. She talks or sings in the toilet, bath, bedroom, back yard....if we go somewhere and have to wait for someone/something, she'll spark up a conversation with whoever is sitting closest. But the best thing she says is "I love you mummy, you are my best....which she says about 50 times a day accompanied by a big kiss and cuddle