TO CC chatters from RoyalCrush

Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 3:00 am TO CC chatters from RoyalCrush

Hi Chatters (and all Crushers) ~

I have a few things to tell you:

1) It is ALL my pleasure to assist OC with Chat Room and Bingo because of all of you being what all of you are!!!!!!!!

2) Altho I tease her unmercifully, I think OC is the greatest thing since sliced bread!

3) I think it is a lovely thing you all did tonight with the minute of silence. I know our Guru is grieving terribly.

4) WELL, OC has her tupperware bowl, the Guru has his fancy wood humidor, and from now on I will have my empty, scrubbed-out, pork'n'bean tin can! I soldered the lid back on it, cut a hole in the top just slightly bigger than a di and put 13 dice in it.
Now, when OC asks me to draw the number, I will be ready. I have practiced and worked out all the bugs, providing OC will allow you to pick a number between one and 78 instead of 75.
Josie, that is because 13 dice times 6 pips equals 78. LOL! Love to tease Josie.
When I shake my tin can, the hole being what it is, any number of dice, or none, can come out when I hold it upside down after shaking. I will total all the pips to get the number.
About one time out of 78, no dice will come out. In that case, the number will be zero. The same odds as for any other number.

Any questions?

If not, then HAPPY GAMING ALWAYS!
RoyalCrush

P.S. I would like to invite EVERY Crusher to join our live chats and bingo chats!

Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 5:07 am (No subject)

ROFLMAOOOOOOOO a "empty, scrubbed-out, pork'n'bean tin can! I soldered the lid back on it"????

Oh my, that gave me such a visual I almost wet myself! lmao

My oh my Miss RoyalCrush, you are a lady of many, many talents!!! I didn't know you could solder too.... lmaoooooo

Soooooo whatcha got up your sleeve when you help me call bingo? Razz

I love having you here at CC!!! You're the best!!!

Love ya!!

OrangeCrush Wink

Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 4:21 pm (No subject)

leave it to royal to build a better mousetrap....better get a patent, royal, before your invention sells for millions all over the internet

Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 11:17 pm (No subject)

hi royal, i tried to PM you it didnt work so while you were writing this post i was at ile of caprie casino where i hit your NAMESAKE ROYAL FLUSH lolbut it was on nickles i had 3 parts and broke up pair KS and when i did that it hit royal in diamonds. i told the bar maid thats a royal then i had to count them twice and i said yep its a royal, rog was upstairs watching ball game so i told him i threw a pair of ks away and he said that was stupid , you never throw a winner away, but i was playing nickles and it was only a 25cents so i took the chance , lol and when i showed rog 2 100& bills he said thats your dumb luck, and i said it worked lol, so we had a good time and i gamble for hrs. but their slots were really tight, sorry this was so long , the post i mean ty josie46

Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 7:57 am (No subject)

TO: allight ~
TO: josie ~

Al, you crack me up more every time your mouth lets out a word! You know. The RoyalCrush wind-up doll. You wind her up, wait for al to appear and open his mouth -- and she cracks up!

JOSIE ~ I really loved your post, honey. And you could not make a post too long because they are always fun to read.

CONGRATULATIONS! Is that also how you get all those 4 Aces you show us now and again?

I lose my shirt every time I try to play Video Poker.

Only one thing bothers me. I hope Rog was smiling when he said those things to you. If he wasn't, will you please tell him that RoyalCrush said she knows where he lives! Also, I am bringing him a couple books on How to Treat Your Lady Like One

HAPPY GAMING ALWAYS
RoyalCrush

Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 1:07 pm (No subject)

hi royal, jokeling rog said to me when i left the room , to bring back some 100S lol, so i thought i tell him i went broke and then i told him i threw the ks away to try for royal flush and thats when he said that lol,then i pulled the 100s out. and he said i got lucky lol, but he tried it latter and never worked for him. and said you needed 2 cards for royal and got it thers odds against you, oh well lol ty royal. ps al better be good to you ,lol ty josie46

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 9:22 pm (No subject)

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 10:25 pm (No subject)

Oh, you thought that, did you, OC? roflmao Did I ever tell you that you think too much? Razz

If I had known you were going to show it to the whole world, I would have taken a little more time with it, so it wouldn't show that my art work has not improved since the first grade!!!!! Smile

HOWEVER -- The main point is that it will be very FUNCTIONAL for drawing numbers from the dice inside for our live chats!

I always did put more importance on performance than looks. Good thing, huh? ROFLMFAOOOOOOOOO!

You stinker you! (I really don't mind. Was just surprised.) lol

HAPPY GAMING ALWAYS!
RoyalCrush

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 10:29 pm (No subject)

Hope OC's dog didn't empty the can for you royal.....bingo might me unbearable to smell.

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 10:50 pm (No subject)

Like I said, Al opens his mouth and I hit the floor! lol

To roll and laugh!

I wouldn't let that doggy, no matter how precious, anywhere near my tin can, Al. So not to worry!

HAPPY GAMING ALWAYS! (Nudge me at bingo time. tehee)

RoyalCrush

Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 2:38 am (No subject)