Quickie Contest Closed Winners Announced

You can't make me do this OC!! every time I get into these "Tell us about yourself" Contests I yap my head off and tell secrets NOBODY knows!! I will not fall for it this time!! ROFL

Ok I will repeat one I told already so it is already out.

My ex and I and the kids were camping. We used a porta-potty which basically was a toilet seat on 3 legs.

I had to go and while I was finishing up the legs on the portapoddy sunk into the sand and my legs flew skyward and I landed in a very wet spot of my own making.

My ex laughed his head off and couldn't stop talking about how he wish he had a video of it. (THANK GOD we didn't have one!)

MINE IS PRETTY TAME COMPARED ALL YOU PARTY PEOPLE'S LOL

ONE MORNING WHEN I WAS ABOUT 25 I WAS WALKING TO THE
BUS STOP.. DEFINITELY NOT LOOKING WHERE I WAS GOING -
THINKING ABOUT SOMETHING OR OTHER AND WHAM
I WALKED RIGHT INTO A STOP SIGN..
I WASN'T HURT BUT MY PRIDE SURE WAS AS I LOOKED
AROUND TO SEE IF ANYONE SAW WHAT HAPPENED AND YES
THERE WAS 6 PEOPLE AT THE BUS STOP TRYING THEIR BEST
NOT TO LAUGH AS I WALKED TOWARD THEM

i'm still too embarrassed about my most embarrassing moment. yes , it was that bad...

Hi, well i used to go dancing quite a bit every weekend. one nite out with boyfriend on the dance floor. i was wearing a strapless top that slip down below my Boobs. helook down at pointed to my top . soi pick up boobs and stuffed them back in top and kept on dancing. what else was i to do . ps. never wore that to again. ty josie46

oh lord would nt ya know it .....i am having one of those loss of memory moments....which usually end up being an embarrassing moment once the memory loss moments give in to allow some memory....

good luck crushers!!!! thanks for the contest!

oh boy wait till ya here this one...
ok one night me n hubby was out at a bar drinkin and dancin.
we got home and started well you know...lol...anyway
i was on sitting on top of him and had my hair in a banna clip
(remember those)well i was feelin really sexy from all the alcohol
and took out the clip and was swingin my hair around...lmao
and fell backwards off the bed...fell right on my neck and couldn't move
hubby calls the squad ( he is dressing me while their on the way)
the squad gets there and asked what happened. hubby tells them what happened..everything! i mean all the details! the EMT'S were laughing so hard then they stopped and looked at me and said mrs. stewart are you ok?
i said ya i think so...EMTS started laughing again and said....im so happy your husband dosen't dress you every day because your shirt and pants are on backwards...i swear...this is the most embarrasing thing that has ever happened to me. BTW i got a hyperextended neck out of the deal..lmao!

It was about 33 years ago, I was a 17 year old in the Canadian Army. We were security at the Montreal Olympics in 1974. Myself and a few buddies were out for a little fun and went to The Sex Tuple on St Catherines street. The next act on the stage was going to be Lilly Cherise....a local favorite to be sure.
Now I was just out of small town Cape Breton and had never layed eyes on a stripper in my life. I had a few beers and decided I would use the facilities. The stairs that led the ladies to the stage were directly beside the men's room. As I proceded to the men's room Lillie had started her descent down the stairs. As I was proceding to the bathroom I was watching Lillie Cherise as she proceded down the steps. She was vision of Feathers and Lace. I was totally enthralled.......SMASH!!!!! I walked directly into the men's room door!!!!!Face first!!!!! Lillie Cherise must have loved it because when I got back from the bathroom......she got me up on stage for the whole darn show!!!!! I still have her postcard!!!!LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry....correction on the year.......it was 1976 NOT 1974

LMAO spook!

I wont tell my most embarrassing moment, but, here's one that's not too bad... during our wedding ceremony, my mom told me that my niece who was like 2 1/2 years old at the time kept lifting up the back of my wedding dress to see what was underneath, and of course I couldn't feel it because of all the layers of slips and all that stuff, meanwhile, hubby and I are reciting our vows and she's busy looking underneath my dress!! geez, the nerve!! lmao

Ahh, I will tell anything for money lmao

I was on my way to work one day and was feeling extra happy for some reason, and on my way down in the elevator to my car, i was belting out the first song i could think of. It was the song'total eclipse of the heart by bonnie tyler love that song... anyway, I only lived on the 5th floor and have to go to work so early (5:00am) there wouldn't be anyone around to hear me. Of course, the elevator stops at the 2nd floor, and in walks 3 pretty good looking men....

They gave me a funny look, and were obviously trying not to laugh... I was so embarressed! When we got to the ground floor where they were getting off, one of them turns around and says "bye Bonnie!" Ugh! I will never again sing in the elevator! LMAO

A FEW YEARS BACK A VERY POWERFUL EARTHQUAKE ROLLED through SHAKING ME OUT OF BED AND I IMMEDIATELY MADE A MAD DASH OUT THE BACK DOOR STARK ASS NAKED NOT AWAKE AND THERE IN FRONT OF ME WERE MY NEIGHBOR/LANDLORDS GRINING FROM EAR TO EAR. I PANICKED AND FROZE FOR WHAT SEEMED LIKE MINUTES . SHORTLY THEREAFTER I MOVED AWAY.

Here is just ONE of my embarassing moments!

Many, many years ago when I started the 7th grade, I was in my new
dress on the first day of school. All proud and pretty! LOL

I walked in the main doors where everybody sits and harasses the new
comers. Needless to say I walked in, slipped and fell. I was in tears until
my brothers friend came over and helped me up..

All day long I was teased. LMAO


Connie

rhonda I love your smiley ROFL

I would have to say the time I was on a first date and he ordered me a drink with one of those little straws and I went to take a drink and the straw went up my nose and stuck there!!!