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The Man Rules (part 2)

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ajsandiego

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Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 9:53 am THE MAN RULES (Part 2)

"I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES."
TRANSLATED: "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."

"OH, DON'T FUSS - I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL."
TRANSLATED: "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."

"I CAN'T FIND IT."
TRANSLATED: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."

"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"
TRANSLATED: "What did you catch me at?"

"I HEARD YOU."
TRANSLATED: "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next three days yelling at me."

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Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 11:57 am -

LMAO!!!

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