A ROYAL HELLO and I'm baaaaaaack!
Woo-woo-hoo! Woo-hooty-hoot-hoot! Whoop-whoop! Whoopity-whoop! I have missed you sooooooo much, my good ole friends and sitemates! It feels so good to be back!
Have you noticed that I've been away? roflmao Well, I HAVE! Been on sick leave but I am fit as a fiddle now and hope you all are too! Yes I do! Whoopity whoop!
Have you noticed, also, how many new members our big friendly family has gained recently?????? WOW! woo-hoo! WELCOME to each and every one of you! Nothing much makes me happier than to see new faces among the dear-to-me old ones! (The new members who have not yet met me HAVE TO BE wondering right now, "WHO IN THE WORLD IS THIS WHOOPING NUT?")
That's just who I am, my new sitemates! A whooping but ROYAL nut who tries (I really do) to help Orange Crush make you feel glad that this is where you are instead of any place else! Because we know that we have more good goodies for you than any other place on the web! Unless maybe you hit the real biggie jackpot and won half a million or so! But even then, you will find the best places to do just that right here at your new second home, the best gambling forum/portal there could be and BOY! ARE WE EVER DIFFERENT from all the rest! And of course the best!
Why, shucks, you don't even have to leave here to make money! Just enter our contests every month! And come to our Bingo sessions! And play our daily and bi-hourly games! And enter our lotteries! We even have more games right here for you than the casinos do! And ours are free!
If you think you are missing some way to make moolah here, just let out a whoop in the form of a post for help! We even pay you for posting! with valuable CCpoints which you can later convert to cash!
I know all the members have already made you feel welcome and at home because that's just how they are. But I couldn't let my chance slip by to extend my own whoopity-whoop royal welcome to you, too!
Now, my old sitemates and friends, let me tell you I am steamed! How dare the White House not issue me an invitation to the dinner with Her Majesty! You know, the OTHER one. After all, royalty is royalty, no matter which side of "the pond". How rude of that Bush Boy! Even if I was sick in bed with a fever and couldn't go, they STILL could have invited me! Guess I have been doing too much whooping about the gambling ban. Some people just have to hold a grudge, don't they?
I hope everybody has been behaving themselves here and not giving Orangie any trouble. Remember, the poor thing is both old and blonde! And she's also able to whip any of our butts and even let us choose the weapon!
Oh, it's good to be back! I can't wait to start reading all the posts I've missed and find out what's what and what has been going on! I just hate missing anything! And I sure missed YOU, whoever you are, if you are a Crusher! My Crushers are my friends and my very best ones! The greatest group all together in one place -- and lucky is the one who finds them on this worldwide net!
Ahhhhhhh, back home. HELLO, OC! How are you, our sweetest one? And how is Da Man and Da Guru across the back fence? Well, OC! You don't look haggard at all! Don't tell me! OH NO! She didn't notice I wasn't here either! What's a body to do?
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