My Next Life

MY NEXT LIFE



I want to live my next life backwards :



You start out dead and get that out of the way.



Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.



Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.



Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.



Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.



You work 40 years until you're too young to work.



You get ready for High School : drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous.



Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities.



Then you become a baby, and then...



You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in Spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then...



You finish off as an orgasm.