Birthday Contest Day #06 - Birthday related jokes (CLOSED)

Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2017 7:43 pm (No subject)

What goes up and never comes down? Your age! Smile

Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 1:47 am (No subject)

A HUSBAND AND HIS WIFE WERE OUT SHOPPING. THE WIFE SUDDENLY
REMEMBERED THAT HER MOTHER'S BIRTHDAY WAS COMING UP. SHE SAID

"HONEY, CAN YOU LOOK AROUND FOR A BIRTHDAY PRESENT FOR MOM?
SHE WANTS SOMETHING ELECTRIC."

THE HUSBAND REPLIED, "SURE, HONEY. HOW ABOUT A CHAIR" Smile

Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 2:33 am (No subject)

Here's a cute one.

Q: What's the easiest way to remember your wife's birthday?
A: Forget it once!

ha ha ha

Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 3:21 am (No subject)

THAT JOKE ABOVE , HAS NOW BEEN POSTED 3 TIMES...LOL

You so ugly your mum ran up the stairs of the hospital when you were born and jumped off the roof. Smile

Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 3:29 am (No subject)

Is it getting warmer here or is it all the candles on your birthday cake?

Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 1:30 pm (No subject)

BOYFRIEND: HOW COME YOU DIDN'T GET ME A PRESENT FOR MY BIRTHDAY?!

GIRLFRIEND: WELL, YOU DID TELL ME TO SURPRISE YOU. Very Happy

Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 1:55 pm (No subject)

For his birthday I gave my son an iPhone.
My daughter received an iPod for her’s, and for my birthday I was pleased to receive an iPad.
Thinking along the same lines, I got my wife an iRon, and that’s when the fight started…

Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2017 12:24 am (No subject)

Some employees bought their boss a gift for his birthday. Before opening the gift, the boss shook it slightly, and noticed that it was wet in the corner. Touching his finger to the wet spot and tasting it, he asked, "A bottle of wine?"

His employees replied, "No."

Again, he touched his finger to the box and tasted the liquid. "A bottle of scotch?"

"His employees replied again, "No."

Finally the boss asked, "I give up. What is it?"

His workers responded, "A puppy."

Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2017 1:02 am (No subject)

WHEN I WAS A CHILD, MY FAMILY WAS SO POOR THAT THE ONLY THING I GOT

ON MY BIRTHDAY WAS A YEAR OLDER. Smile

Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2017 1:09 pm (No subject)

Did you hear about the time Eddy’s sister tried to make a birthday cake? The candles melted in the oven.

Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2017 1:17 pm (No subject)

Q: What did the elephant wish for on his birthday?
A: A trunkful of presents!

Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2017 2:29 pm (No subject)

GOT A BIRTHDAY CARD FROM THE FUNERAL HOME....I'M NOT IMPRESSED
THEY ONLY WANT ME FOR MY BODY Smile

Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 12:09 am (No subject)

Q: What do you give nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?
A: I don't know, but you'd better hope he likes it!

Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 3:24 am (No subject)

I WAS GOING TO MAKE YOU A RUM CAKE FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY, NOW IT JUST A
CAKE, AND I'M DRUNK Smile

Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 7:56 am (No subject)

Q: What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow?
A: A birthday pheasant!