Teaching Manners!!

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 4:11 am Teaching Manners!!

Teaching Manners

A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son

playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train

stop & her son saying, "All of you b*****ds who want off, get the h*ll off

now, 'cause this is the last stop! And all of you b******ds who are getting

on, get your a** in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."

The horrified mother went in & told her son, "We don't use that kind of

language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room & stay there for

TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you
to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom & resumed playing with his
train. Soon the train stopped & the mother heard her son say, "All
passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of
your belongings with you.

We thank you for traveling with us today & hope your trip was a pleasant

one." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we

ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember,

there is

no smoking on the train.

We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As

the

mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pizzed

off

about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the b**ch in the kitchen."

I hope I cleaned this up enough for all!

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 8:57 pm (No subject)

LMAO

Thanks, luvslots